A man went fishing. Few hours later he catches a goldfish who grants him three wishes if he let it go. The man think for few seconds than he asks: first, I want never to be malnourished again, second wish is never to be cold again and the third wish is that I want never to be unhappy again. He lets the goldfish go.
The goldfish grants the man his wishes - the man is dead. Never hungry, never cold, never unhappy.