Fork You

You'd be surprised how many people don't give The Finger correctly. Save yourself from unnecessary embarrassment by going over these few simple steps.
Be Strong. Be Proud. Then Flip. Remember: You are the master of your own bird.

1) Extend either arm at an approximately 90° angle perpendicular to the body.
2) Bend arm at the elbow. Position it parallel to the body, forming three sides of a perfect square.
3) Close palm tightly.
4) Fiercely upturn digit between pointer and ring finger.
5) Hold approximately 10 seconds to a minute for emphasis.