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How to Roast Your Lover

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How to Roast your lover
Introduction
Whether you like lightly toasted lovers or raging flamers, here's the proper way to get the job done.
Instructions
Difficulty: Easy
Things You'll Need
•Charcoal Lighters
•Charcoal Tablets
•Graham Crackers
•Large Lovers
•Barbecue Utensils
Steps
Step One
Obtain a clean, long-handled stick or barbecue fork suitable for spearing lovers. Extended clothes hangers work well too.
Step Two
Push one or two lovers onto the end of the stick or barbecue fork so the entire lover is secured.
Step Three
Hold the lover over the fire or coals, positioning it so the lover is suspended 1 to 3 inches above the heat source.
Step Four
Rotate your utensil when the underside is a warm brown color, so the uncooked side hovers above the fire.
Step Five
Continue to rotate the lover until all sides are golden brown.
Step Six
Remove the lover from the fire, keeping in mind that metal utensils can get pretty hot on the end nearest the fire - handle with care.
Step Seven
Slide the golden brown go gently off the utensil when it has cooled and you're able to comfortably touch it.
Step Eight
Eat.
Tips & Warnings
•A low fire or hot coals provide the best conditions for roasting lovers.
•If you like your lover well-done, briefly stick it into the flame until it catches fire. Let it burn only a few seconds, until the outside is dark brown and crackled, then blow out the flame.
•Do not let the barbecuing utensil sag into the fire or you may have ashes on your lover.
•Do not overcook the lover or it may fall off the stick and into the fire.
•If you use a stick to roast lovers, be sure it does not come from a poisonous plant such as oleander or deadly nightshade. If in doubt, don't use it.
•Never use charcoal indoors or in an unventilated area

P.S. If you don’t have a lover handy you may use marshmallows instead.
Image size
3888x2592px 5.02 MB
Make
SONY
Model
DSC-R1
Shutter Speed
10/1000 second
Aperture
F/16.0
Focal Length
46 mm
ISO Speed
200
Date Taken
Jan 20, 2008, 5:36:21 PM
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FataL-'s avatar
the guy is kind of badly shopped in